Retired & Loving It Gnome Garden Statue by Gnometastic! Hilarious for outdoors or inside home gnome decor. Put him in your garden, porch, yard, office | Makes a funny retirement gift for men and women! Sly gag gift idea for coworkers, Over the Hill party, or funny birthday gift for dad and mom Retired Gnome: Binksy loves retirement. Weekly schedule is filled with taking naps on a mushroom. Daily activities involve sleeping and dreaming of fishing, reading, drinking beer, avoiding garden fairies and yoga, more snoozing, chucking empty cans at angry fairies, nosy squirrels and the naughty cat. He thanks working knome folks for his Social Gnome Security. Funny Gnomes: Here at Gnometastic we like to poke fun and add humor to boring garden gnomes or knomes (we don't care how its spelled). We just make funny gnomes, sometimes inappropriate gnomes but always cute and guaranteed to add a smile to your face. Funny gag gift idea for men and women or any adult with a sense of humor. Measurements: Stands 4.25" Tall x 10" Length x 5.25" Wide in Inches | Gnome Garden Sculpture weighs 1lb. 10 ounces | Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome figurine is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA Retired & Loving It Gnome Statue by Gnometastic! Indoor or Outdoor Funny Garden Gnome Statue for Lawn, Desk or Home Decor. MEET BINKSY: He is loving retirement and benfits of being a senior citizen. His days are now filled with lounging and napping. He scoffs at yoga, golf, and don't mention senior gnome fitness classes to him. Daily activities involve falling asleep while reading, laying down, beer drinking & wine tasting, avoiding gossipy garden fairies and his wife, more sleeping, and chucking empty beer cans at squirrels and the neighbor's cat. He especially likes to thank working folks for his Social Gnome Security. | Makes a great gag gift idea for men and women, mom and dad, co-workers, recent retirees, over the hill birthday, white elephant gift, gardeners and gnome collectors! Stands 5.5" Tall x 10" Length x 6" Wide in Inches. Made from Poly Resin and Weather Resistant. SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome figure is hand painted with detailed accents. | Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face AWESOME (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of Novelty! Give in to the Kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to the secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic Garden Gnomes - it's not just a lawn gnome statue, it's ART! These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn - your garden, lawn or patio, the kitchen, office, the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just posses an offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Made in China. Designed in the U.S.A. by 203 Brands Inc.